May 22 · 2013

dream-daringly:

I just want to take her to a picnic and let her nap away here burdens
Treat her like a princess
And sing to her
And learn her favorite songs on guitar

  • 2
    • May 22 · 2013

    ‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
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    • May 22 · 2013

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    • May 22 · 2013

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  • 128855
    • May 22 · 2013

    accio-bradfordbadboi:

    We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

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    It also came with a little hat.

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    My cat hates me.

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    (Source: 5liferuiningbastards, via i-am-new)

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    • May 21 · 2013

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    • May 21 · 2013

    pensiveperegrine:

    And I tremble a little
    And my Voice follows
    And I quiver a little
    And on my Eyes shows.

    Too piqued for
    Even a pronoun,
    The Camera prods
    Me to speak.

    And I shook a lot, really.

    Beautiful.

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    • May 21 · 2013

    castieltheangelofthursgay:

    jawslightning:

    the best tumblr has to offer

    yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

    (Source: fuck-this-imhungry, via i-am-new)

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    • May 21 · 2013

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    • May 21 · 2013

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    • May 21 · 2013

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  • 12946
    • May 21 · 2013

    #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be darned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your darn life

    (via foreverx777)

  • 240879
    • May 21 · 2013

    big-booty-itches:

    when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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    (via zhoagesbearcatjesusfreak77)

  • 159096
    • May 21 · 2013
    Anonymous Asked:
    WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

    OH NO YAHOO IS ALREADY POISONING THE MINDS OF THE TUMBLRITES.

    WE MUST FIGHT THIS EVIL.

    Reblog if you love to write.

    May 21 · 2013

    whatstheenpointe:

    Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.

    (Source: insaneandproudofit, via inquisitive-realist)

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